This cross between a pig and a toilet is going to drink all my champagne today. He is so gross that I want to keep some distance between me and him and I'm going to use this black funnel with a long hose. He is sitting there on the ground waiting for me with the hose in his mouth, I have a full bladder so I don't waste time, take off my panties and immediately start filling this unusual cup. He swallows well and I continue to pee more and more, I fill it all up, I want to see it full to the brim. He tries to keep it there but there is a leak in the tube and it also starts running on his arm and on his body and I let him finish drinking there on the ground with my piss all over in total degradation.